Brandon (to his Dad): "Mom is lucky. She gets everything."
Albert: "That's because she is the queen."
Brandon: "She gets everything she wants."
Albert: "When you have a wife...make sure SHE gets everything too."
Brandon: "Why?"
Albert: "Becuase if your wife is happy, then she will make you happy."
Brandon: "What if she isn't happy?"
Albert: "Then you will be very, very unhappy. So make sure you keep her happy."
Stalked by the Stork...a diary of raising twelve kids
Saturday, March 21, 2009
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I love it! Al had just the right answers! You da Queen!
Sooooooo...just what is that Brandon thinks you're getting? This "everything"? That would be interesting to know!
You deserve it Momma!!!
The "everything" to which Brandon was refering at the moment was a hot fudge sundae from McDonalds. First when I had asked for one, Albert had pulled into Dairy Queen and gotten me one...but he had told the sales clerk to put cherry syrup on it...I HATE cherry syrup. It ruined the whole thing. So I gave it to Brandon. Albert offered to get me a new one this time from McDonalds since we were passing it on the way home. I said okay, so he went inside McDonald's to get it. Sadly, he came out with a carmel sundae. I didn't really want that but I was perfectly fine to eat it and be happy and not be a brat about it and demand a fudge one (even though that's what I asked for) Albert went back in anyway and got a new sundae...hot fudge this time. Thus we had gotten three sundae's in search of the one hot fudge one I'd requested. Brandon was in awe as in our house the kids would have been told to be grateful for the one they got and not complain and ask for a whole new one. So this prompted Brandon's "Mommy gets everything" comment. I don't know why he was complaining...he made out with TWO sundae's due to the mistakes!
AMEN sister!
Actually really funny as we just had a very similar conversation with keith, although i had to make him list what it was he thought i was lucky about... when he couldn't name anything, conversation was over...
Teach 'em young. Good plan Albert. Ha ha.
OMG I have a craving for a caramel sundae and fries to dunk in it. Damn it being so late.
Albert has it all figured out. Keep that wife happy!
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